Dive into the next wave
Cats hate water. We are not most cats.
Kitten. Mask. Paddling at nothing. Never stopped. That's the whole thesis. Everyone can scooba.
CA drops at launch — check the pinned post
Dive into the next wave
Kitten. Mask. Paddling at nothing. Never stopped. That's the whole thesis. Everyone can scooba.
CA drops at launch — check the pinned post
Save it. Set it. 🤿 in your name. Or slap the mask on your own face — free, in your browser, nothing uploaded.
Real things, not vibes. Tiers by USD value of $SCOOBA in your wallet. Connect (read-only — we never ask for a signature), we read the balance, the tier is yours.
Green screen + the sound + literally any background. Go.
In the deep
Paddling through it
The abyssCats hate water. Scooba didn't get the memo.
One day: kitten. Next day: kitten in a scuba mask, paddling at an ocean that isn't there.
They laughed. They filmed it. The sound went everywhere. It never stopped paddling.
Scoob. Scooba. Never surface.
Five rules. That's the religion.
We are not most cats.
Red candle? Paddle. Boring? Paddle.
Not can't. Won't.
90 days beats a whale who showed up at lunch.
Let them. We're busy.
Four things. In public. Then you're in.
🤿 in your name. Everywhere.
Green screen + sound. Any background.
Buy. Post it. Get bubbled.
Small. Repeated. Public. Keeps the Deep alive between candles.
Post it. Everyone bubbles.
descended 🤿 [tx]How deep are you? Days held. That's it.
14 days 🤿One word. No anger. Then silence.
surfaced.The video. Post it. Tag us.
#scooba 🤿Every Diver brings a Diver.
brought by @you 🤿What did Scooba see down there? Best answer goes on this page.
#scoobaloreRank = time held. Can't buy it. Can only lose it.
Welcome. Hold your breath.
You're in.
Your word carries.
Elder. Big lungs. Gets named.
Eight words. Learn them or stay on the Surface.
Don't trust the copy. Trust what you can verify.
Connect only reads your address and balance. We never request a signature or a transaction. Read the code →
Runs entirely in your browser. Try it in airplane mode after the page loads.
Deployer: [posted before launch]. Watch it. Fee split posted in the pin.
This page and the pinned post. Anything in a DM is a shark. We never DM first.
No buybacks. No price talk. No roadmap. A memecoin and a cult that keeps its word.
Site stays up six months. Authority revoked or handed to the Deep. In writing, in the pin.
Any Solana wallet. Phantom's easiest.
Card in-wallet, or send from an exchange.
From here. Not from a DM. Ever.
Congratz, you're a Diver now. Post it.